I don't really like the "About Me" page, but people tend to make all sorts of erroneous assumptions about me, so I'll list a few things about myself:
(I'm still adding to this)
1. My REAL NAME is Countess Coitus Carcass since 2012 - I even have a birth certificate that says that, so it looks like that's what my mom named me.
2. I DO have a job with my face tattooed. I work the graveyard shift in the Microbiology Dept. at a medical lab - I do everything from fixing expensive machinery to stirring shit and smearing it on slides. (Sometimes the poo samples explode! Good thing they are usually in a Biosafety Cabinet!) I've been there over 21 years!
- I was "semi-retired" from age 33-39 (Meaning I worked less than half of every year)
- I recently went back to working full time because I realized my time was better spent at work - I told my co-workers that I preferred their company to the people outside, and "I'd rather stir shit than have a social life in Calgary" (My real friends know I don't mean them)
3. I did many of my own tattoos myself - they may be rough in places, but YOU TRY drilling your own kneecaps, genitals, or feet with needles for hours at a time! See how well you do with that!
4. I have 3 different tattoos of vaginas - one subtle one around my eye, one warty, toothy one I did myself on my inner left arm, and the giant warty one with gore and screaming faces on my back. I have an odd sense of humor! But I used to be really silly... people are just nasty, and you stop joking around eventually...
5. I'm old...40+...you'd never guess it if you saw me dance all night - I put the 20-year-olds to shame! I'm usually mistaken for way younger because of how I act. (And I avoid daylight as much as possible! That is the key to healthy skin too!)
6. Current sexual orientation: Onanistic Technosexual = I play with myself and incorporate technology in a variety of ways. I also fuck my music equipment. Currently Anti-Human.
***I am also Anti-Breeding - the planet is FULL. You are creating your own unhappiness!(My tubes were tied long ago - let the morons breed us out, I hope to be dead soon enough.)
7. I am an Outside-the-box thinker - people who think they have me figured out are WRONG because I try to make choices and solve problems in the most unique ways that I manage to dream up.
8. Certified as a Medical Lab Assistant with additional University education in Math, Neuroscience/Neuropsychology, Cellular Biology, Psychology with casual readings in particle science and Cosmology. I only read non-fiction - usually science texts or true crime. I do math problems for fun - like puzzle-solving! I have no interest at all in any subject with a "people factor" - as soon as the humans enter the picture, all logic goes out the window, and I end up angry. (That's why I don't read fiction - character development is a waste of my life.) I tend to take in information that will help me understand my body/self/mind/problems better - I have a through understanding of others too, but I tend to only stay understanding towards people who make the effort to be understanding of me in return. I give back what I receive.
9. I am agoraphobic with severe stress and anxiety disorders, and hormone/body chemistry problems from working the night shift for so long. I have such a long history of personal issues that I can't have normal friendships anymore - I avoid other people as much as possible. I'm only OK going to work - even the grocery store is very nerve-wracking. I am "Burnt out" from stress, so almost everything is too much - I'm done trying to explain myself to my "friends" so they don't hold my problems against me, but I am perceived as seeking sympathy, or only thinking about myself... I'm done being open - people can just think I'm a shitty person/friend because of the limitations I can't help.
10. I have been very socially isolated for over half my life - when I say I am not like other people, it's for real. People here don't like "different" though - it's very cliquey here. The "freaks" have to work at it...you still have to "fit in" among the "freaks"
11. I once made it onto a list of the top 10 worst tattoos ever (my face) - I made #4. The caption below said I'd probably never get a job ever again, but it was my co-worker here at the lab who showed me, laughingly saying I probably made more money than the moron posting that list.
12. I've never ever used a mobile phone! Yup, I'm serious! It's not who I am...
