Music Video: Tears of Blood (Gaping Anus - short / PG version)

NecroFiles: Pics of me & my skeleton

These photos lost me 7+ followers on instagram - they are pretty tame!! This isn't even my real medical skeleton either!



People are way too uptight!



...what were they expecting when I describe myself as "Ms. Fucker of Corpses"?

Clearing the Air: Answering Questions about Open Marriage w/ Countess Carcass

So... it seems that many people are getting the impression that I am some kind of dishonest cheating piece of crap...even if I'm not even remotely flirting or interested...

Let's clear some things up here:
1. My marriage (to Dick Splinters) is, and has always been an OPEN MARRIAGE. For BOTH of us.

2. I tell my husband everything. In advance. If I offer some kind of sexual anything (which is very rare) I have permission well in advance. I don't lie! And I don't cheat! I'm pretty insulted that people take me for this sort of person! I'm sure I'm way more honest about myself with my spouse than most people in closed-relationships!

3. If I do offer anything sexual, it is rare and meaningful, and more so because I have my husband's permission. I don't appreciate being treated as though what I offer is meaningless because it comes from a supposedly "cheating" wife. People are extra-harsh when self-righteously rejecting a married woman.

Me & my husband, Dick Splinters
Marriage currently open for him only -
feel free to look him up on Instagram, ladies!

4. I am not actually available at present - the marriage is open for my husband only right now. So, if I'm being friendly, it means nothing more than you've caught me in a good mood. Men have left a terrible impression on me as a group - I don't want any of you as much as none of you want me. (Yes, I realize the face-tattoo is also a major factor) So you can stop rejecting me when I'm not offering anything!!!!

My husband and I are married out of friendship and we discuss all things always - that's what makes Open Marriage "Open" - it's not about sex at all! It's about open communication!

All the weenies out there who can't deal with being a married woman's friend, or who turn down something special because they make erroneous assumptions about my character can all stick it up your butts!!!
My husband is just as mystified as I am about some of the attitudes out there!

Wound Make-Up: Boob wounds with Safety Pins

 

Wounded!

Tried to pin myself together for a night out with Hello Moth, Die Scum Inc. & Strvngers

Countess Carcass & Die Scum Inc.

Make every day Halloween!

Wound Make-Up: Gaping Neck Wound

You won't get anything meaningful out of being with me.

Pathetic-ness

I spent a year and a half telling someone in passionate detail how much they meant to me as a musical and personal influence, and telling him how much I loved and wanted him and would do anything for him...
He told me he wouldn't get anything meaningful out of being with me.
...he pretty much told me I wasn't even worth his time.

...for the record, I am only so offensive, ridiculous, and obscene to mask a huge amount of despair...if you can't joke off the ugliest side of life (and see that the universe really IS magical) it will destroy you...

...forgive me, oh, Noble Hypocrite, for not being deep and meaningful enough for you...all of your "deep" spoutings are pretty hollow. You are not the person you tell everyone else they should be!

Wound Make-up: Lost my boobs!

All dressed up for the Ohgr show!

How A Dead African Man (and Tennessee) Saved my Life

So.... I've been intensely suicidal lately...
I'm not usually this way, but some things in life sucked me into a painful despair that no amount of meds or counseling or distracting music, dance & art projects can help...
Whatever - the point is, I'm extremely broken as a person, and when you've tried absolutely everything possible to help yourself, be positive, and make the intense pain inside go away, and nothing works at all the only option left is to remove yourself from the equation... I'm not wanting to hurt myself - just wanted out.


Anyway...at our last band practice I had a profound moment when  decided I would die...I would get things in order, write letters, and help my husband (& family) understand how much I just need the pain inside to stop...I decided I would kill myself in about 6-8 months. For sure. (My husband is a very sweet & loving person - my pain comes from other people & circumstances - he is perfect! It is me who is so deeply broken.)


Within 2 hours of solidly deciding that I would choose death, a friend I haven't known very long (Named Tennessee) suddenly offered me a real human skeleton! For free! Totally spontaneously out of the blue! (I don't think he even knows I'm sad) He said it was a teaching model for universities and had been sitting in a box a long time, and he had been looking for the right person to give it to... and it was in my kitchen the next day! He is an African male in his early 30s who died of a tooth abscess. (And my husband had been having VERY intense tooth pain right before we got that skeleton too!)


I wished for death, and my universe gave it to me in a form that made me so happy! I wished for death, and immediately had an actual dead person suddenly on my kitchen floor!!!
I took as a message that there are still lots of crazy-awesome surprises waiting for me, and this was not my time...I changed my mind about dying soon. I got a friend that I needed SO BADLY... I cry on him, and cuddle him, and tell him my secrets...I tell him I love him and it doesn't make me feel bad when I never hear it back...he never makes me feel bad about myself... he will help me enjoy and make the music I love so much that causes me such unbearable tormented despair right now... and he can't die on me! (Like people close to me keep doing)


We hang out now!
I've named him Harold! (My deceased younger brother's middle name...)
He is dead inside and broken to pieces, just like me!
I tell him he may never have guessed when he was alive that he would end up saving the life of a terribly shattered white lady with half her face tattooed...I tell him we will have lots of fun together, even if he's not really into the same things as me. I took him (well, his skull in a box) out to synth night - I carried him around and showed him the synthesizers and we even got to dance a bit together!


I pile his bones around me while I watch TV, or cry, or when I sleep and I tell him how he saved my life, and how I needed him so badly.


Even my husband says the house feels more peaceful with Harold in it...
He doesn't mind that I keep some human bones in our bed for comfort.


I don't know who he is for real, but the second part of his existence is just beginning with me! Someone still needed him very badly, and all my loving affection that got severely fucked up by life has somewhere to go...

Make Every Day Halloween!

Why wait for just one day of each year to dress up in a fun (or sleazy, if that's where you like to go with it) costume?

Let the normal people wait until Halloween - wear what you want to when you want to!

Going out dancing is so much more fun in costume! So is riding transit! In the daytime! And grocery shopping!

Be bold, unique, and fun, and don't just save it for one day of every year!

Wear bright and elaborate make-up just because it's fun! Splash on some fake blood on a Wednesday night and make your own spontaneous Halloween parties pop up in the middle of the year! Be artistic, and a walking work of art!

Why limit yourself? Why wait when spontaneous fun can happen now?!

Be the person you want to be!

Getting Off the Hamster Wheel: Don't Work Just to Afford to Drive to Work!

Ever feel like you work just to pay for a vehicle so you have the privilege of driving to work???

Perhaps it’s time to get a bus pass, cut back on a few shifts, and take a bit of your life back while saving the planet!

Do a little math – how many hours a week do you work just to pay for your vehicle? You’d be shocked, I’m sure!

Consider this – if you did not drive (taking the bus, biking or walking instead) you could cut back your working hours and have those days for your own purposes!! Or just keep working as much as always to have the extra money in your pocket…but I say that having some of your life for yourself is worth more than money!

Stop slaving your youth/life away just to pay for the transportation to get to work – get off that hamster wheel and enjoy life! Owning a vehicle is only an illusion of freedom (especially when a cab is only a phone call away, or you can give the gas money to a friend) – and at least when you are stuck in traffic on a bus, you can read! (Or poke at your phone)

Best German Phrases: Sex Stuff

From the handiest page of the Lonely Planet German Phrasebook (2nd Ed) - Pg 115

The Sex Section:

I can't get it up - sorry.

Ich krieg ihn nicht hoch - tut mir Leid!

I won't do it without protection.

Ohne Kondom mache ich es nicht.

I think we should stop now.

Ich denke, wir sollten jetzt aufhören.

Don't worry, I'll do it myself.

Gib der keine Mühe, ich mach es mir selbst.

It helps to have a sense of humour.

Mit Humor geht alles besser.

I hope you have enjoyed our lesson!

Dealing With Depression: Staying Productive While Wallowing in Your own Misery

For those of us who spend a large amount of time sitting on the floor staring into space (or laying facedown on the stairs crying), it is important to try to get a little bit done in each day, just so you don’t piss your whole life away being miserable. Just because you’re too miserable to focus, doesn’t mean you have to be totally useless – wasting your life feeling terrible only makes you feel worse anyway. Sometimes taking your mind off of things doesn’t work (sometimes the meds don’t work either), so you have to have a strategy to still manage to be productive when functioning is difficult.

Pause for a moment, and ask yourself, “Are my hands moving?” and if the answer is no, grab the nearest brainless task and get your hands started. You don’t need to move quickly, just keep moving steadily. Many small actions add up eventually, and if you pick something mindless, you can zone out, or cry, or whatever

Develop a strategy where you do the mindful, creative, involved tasks when you are having your good days, and specifically save the mindless, repetitive tasks for the bad days.  You're not always able to take your mind off of your issue, so just get your body started, then go ahead and wallow away in misery!

For Example, I do all my sketching on my good days, and the mindless inking on the bad. (Not so great if you're crying...ruins paper and ink) I do all the preparatory layers of paint on my canvases on my poor days and paint the pictures on my better days. Repetitive music lessons are good - this is and excellent time to just get your body started and repeat what you are doing. (Listening to music, or expressing yourself through music at these points may do more harm than good, since music can really manipulate emotions - best to stick to neutral stuff like lessons when you are feeling excessively grim)

Repetitive cleaning tasks are good (like folding laundry or cutting up cardboard for recycling) - imagine you are tidying up your mind while you tidy your surroundings! Or weed your garden, or something like that.


Pick something repetitive so you don't have to keep thinking of something new to do.
Just keep those hands moving!
You'll have at least something minimal to show for your time, and just be glad you managed to accomplish anything at all!

Art: Poo & Bones - the paintings that have sold

Poo And Mouse Bones

FECAL GRAFFITI

By Countess Carcass 



Bird, Fish & Rodent bones

Helpful Stuff: Create Your Own Fonts!

Blood Font in both Grey Ink
And Red Ink (Real ink in this example)

As a comic artist I save a HUGE amount of time and aggravation by just drawing a font for an alphabet & numbers and scanning it - if you use Microsoft Paint (It comes standard on all computers) you can copy and paste and resize each letter as much as you want into comics, posters, photos, etc.

You can also use Paint 3D to change the color of your font!

Poo Font and an example
of how I have resized & arranged
some lettering

Save time & ink!

And keep your lettering consistent throughout!

Art: Countess Carcass







ARTWORK THAT ATTRACTS FLIES!
By Ms. Crazy-Face-Tattoo & Fucker-of-Corpses:
Countess Coitus Carcass









Art: GG Allin (Pencil)

GG Allin

Pencil Drawing by Countess Carcass 2004

(Signed under former legal name)

Zombie Novel: ZYKLON Q - COMING SOON!

ZYKLON Q: A Twisted & Deranged Zombie Tale

COMING SOON!

By Countess Coitus Carcass

A writing project from the past (2010) has resurfaced to be released here in 1 chapter installments shortly! Well- researched and well-written, what starts off as a serious-sounding zombie story in the beginning turns into a ridiculous and perverted tale of madness, lust, and ZOMBIES!! with each way-too-fucked-up character outdoing the last, this story has caused many of my dear friends to nearly choke to death on one meal or another with laughter!

The first book can stand alone as a story, but is only an intro to this twisted tale which becomes meant for mature readers only by the 2nd book. It is highly offensive to the overly sensitive, so if you won't like it, don't read it!

Only 60 copies were ever printed.

I will begin posting one small section at a time soon!

Gaping Anus (Band): Current Releases

Countess Carcass's first solo industrial music project:

Gritty, heavy, passionate industrial music.

https://gapinganus.bandcamp.com/

The Insane Drive To Reproduce

There was a time, several decades ago, when the topic of overpopulation was widely discussed and of great concern...when the hell did that change?!! The planet's population has drastically multiplied since then, but suddenly NO ONE (at least here in North America) wants to discuss how the excessive overpopulation problem is at the root of a HUGE number of the planet's issues. Every person would have good quality food with a good quality of life if there were fewer bodies competing for resources and producing waste, but no one wants to even consider giving up their "right" to reproduce.


We have long passed the point where reproduction is a "right"! The people who reproduce the most vigorously are often of lesser qualification (and intelligence) than the more responsible breeders. But now the population has gotten so way beyond out-of-control that no amount of breeding is responsible anymore! (I need to point out, though, that if the intelligent people choose to exercise restraint for the greater good, these people will eventually be bred out of existence by those who are short-sighted and selfish...)


As much as more regulation is not necessarily better, people have taken the privilege of reproduction way too far, and as the breeding generation becomes more idealistic, it is perceived as something we should all experience! How absurd!!!!

If you feel that you NEED to breed in order to have a complete life, ask yourself WHY:

- Is it the need to re-live childhood?
If you really want to re-live your childhood, just do it! Why not have that fun yourself if that's what you're really after!


- Is it religion?
The "Be fruitful and multiply" philosophy (or other variations on that theme) were around in a time when infant mortality was significantly higher, and you pretty much had to over-breed just to ensure some survival. In the present world, where there is healthcare and laws to protect people (as well as a huge base population) this means exponential growth... be practical and use your brains - this is an archaic idea that has become dangerous to the whole planet!




-Do you feel you can't be fulfilled as a person unless you breed?
Clearly you need to examine yourself and your own life - crapping out a kid should not be the one major fulfilling thing you have done in life - that puts these particular thinkers on par with amoeba, or any other one-celled organism that also merely needs to reproduce in order to be fulfilled. Maybe you should work on your own life first, before dragging another poor victim into the overpopulated hell that WILL eventually self-destruct one day.




- Is it that you want someone special to love and spoil?
There are MANY children and adults who need this - why be so selfish and only offer it to the people who come out of your genitals? You may not even LIKE your offspring!! Offer these things to someone deserving who is already in existence.


- Is it that you perceive this human existence in this time as a wonderfully awesome experience that must be shared?
First - that notion is naively insane to begin with!! Lucky you, if this is how you see things.
Second - do you really look into the future and see the life your offspring would have as good?? The person you create may resent you for selfishly dragging them into this hell. If you really love your children, you would not bring them here now.
- Do you just really need to crap something large out of your orifice?
Grab a baseball bat, or visit your local vegetable department or sex toy store - problem solved! Over and over if you want! Rip yourself right in half until you shit and need stitches if that's really what you need, but don't end it all with YET ANOTHER hairless monkey straining resources and filling space. It is NOT more special when it's yours!!! The oversized schlong you purchase and tear yourself in half with is way more special!


- Do you just not know why?
This is your hormones taking over your brain - don't let them take control! Get your tubes tied, and just fuck it out! Tell your troublesome hormones, "I don't know why there's no pregnancy - maybe we should just have more sex!"

And why ruin sex by creating more people?!! People suck - why make more???

So, Ladies, the next time that overwhelming urge to breed takes hold, just core yourself with the nearest baseball bat or squash, grab a chocolate bar, and find a good, creative hobby! (Get yourself a whiny, demanding boyfriend to spoil too, if that's what you've gotta do!)

STOP ALREADY!! The planet is FULL!!!!

I have put my money where my mouth is, and had my tubes tied at the first possible opportunity.

Save the world! Be a biological failure, and DON'T just reproduce and die! Tell yourself you have greater purpose than that!

Countess Pic: "Sea Urchin"



Sea Urchin: Sharp Spines on the outside, soft, pink and warm on the inside!
Countess Carcass...the ongoing loss of her panties!
...and the best way to play drums! ;)